---I Might Be Strange...---

...Because funneling beer never looked this good.

...Because I have been known to lick dogs.

...Because I look like this on occasion, sometimes you gotta be a badass bitch.

...Because once, I was a cow bride.

...Because I slept with Jesus.

...Because I'm a goat.

...Because I can get pretty angry at rabbits.


...Because little angels like to sleep on my sequins hip.

...Because I secretly love Hello Kitty.Especially, dirty river slut hello kitty.

...Because I can't seem to take a picture or go two minutes without making a face.

Grab your hats and leotards, it's time to boogey on strange folk.

Nipple.